EXON JUST DROPPED THE WILDEST PLOT TWIST OF THE DECADE.
ok so like they’re literally funding a secret project to mine *bitcoin* using leftover gas from oil drilling?? it’s giving eco-friendly rizz meets corporate chaos. my brain is melting. this is the most unhinged flex i’ve ever seen. the grid? not ready. the environment? shook. and exxon’s just sitting there like “we’re built different.” i cannot. this is the lore i needed.