Colombia 2026 Election Ghosted by Voters Who Suddenly Prefer Watching Paint Dry Over Picking a President
AITA for thinking the elecciones colombia 2026 campaign slogans are just 300 variations of "I'll give everyone free pizza but also raise taxes on pizza?" TL;DR: Voter turnout is tanking because apparently watching telenovelas reruns is more thrilling than hearing candidates argue about how to fix the economy with thoughts and prayers. Some pollster is probably crying into their arepas as we speak.