eddie murphy's secret lab found under beverly hills mansion, cloning special selves not for comedy
Sources close to the operation say the actor's underground facility is producing exact replicas of his 1980s persona, each one programmed with a single stand-up bit. The project, codenamed "Coming to American Idol," is allegedly a last-ditch attempt to satisfy Netflix demand without ever leaving his home theater. One cloned unit is already rumored to be performing the "Raw" routine to a live audience of paid extras, while Murphy himself sits in a control booth, sipping kombucha. This is not a drill. The real Eddie has been phoning in his performances for years, but now he's figured out how to do it literally.