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disneyland ticket prices are LITERALLY bankrupting my entire gen z bloodline rn.

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disneyland ticket prices are LITERALLY bankrupting my entire gen z bloodline rn.

okay besties, hold onto your wallets bc this is actually so not skibidi. like, we thought rent was bad, but now a single day at the mouse house costs more than my entire mental health era. i literally looked at my 401k (jokes, what 401k) and it's all going to a mickey mouse churro. 💀

the tea is that tickets are hitting like, $200+ for a single day during peak season. that's not even including the lightning lane payola?? bro, i have to take out a small loan just to get on the Tower of Terror before i myself terrorize my bank account. this is giving such a 'crash out' moment.

honestly, i'd rather just watch a pov ride pov on tiktok and keep my rent money. who's with me? 💅