disneyland ticket prices are now so high, even the rats are filing for bankruptcy and asking for a GoFundMe.
AITA for laughing at the mice scurrying away from the churro carts? TL;DR: Mickey Mouse just hocked my entire 401k for a churro and a peek at the castle’s paint job. I’m now sleeping in the ‘It’s a Small World’ boat because my mortgage is a joke. Bruh, the fireworks display is just the sounds of wallets crying.