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Disneyland ticket prices now require a second mortgage, because nothing says ‘magic’ like explaining to your kids why you can’t afford food this month. AITA for telling my family we’re just ‘pretending to be at Disneyland’ by watching ride POVs on YouTube while eating $12 frozen mickey waffles from Target? TL;DR: Prices skyrocket, adults cry, and I’m pretty sure the park is now powered by the tears of broke millennials.

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Disneyland ticket prices now require a second mortgage, because nothing says ‘magic’ like explaining to your kids why you can’t afford food this month. AITA for telling my family we’re just ‘pretending to be at Disneyland’ by watching ride POVs on YouTube while eating $12 frozen mickey waffles from Target? TL;DR: Prices skyrocket, adults cry, and I’m pretty sure the park is now powered by the tears of broke millennials.