Scientists Baffled After 1,000-Pound Meteorite Smashes Into Crab Fisherman’s Boat—Turns Out It Was Just a Bag of Chum Left Over From a ‘Deadliest Catch’ Reunion
AITA for laughing my ass off at the guy who lost his $4 million vessel because some rando thought 'deadliest catch' was a literal challenge? Story: Fisherman Dave, a total NPC, anchored his rig near Alaska to hunt crabs. Winds howled, waves crashed—epic setting, right? Nope. A mysterious 1,000-pound object slams into his hull, sending him into a panic spiral. Coast Guard shows up, ready to film a reality show sequel. Turns out it’s a giant frozen bag of chum some dipstick dumped from a party boat. TL;DR: The only catch here is that Dave’s insurance is now a 'deadliest catch' episode.