Local Man Claims 'daraxonrasib' Gave Him Telepathy, Only Communicates With Pigeons Now AITA for Telling Him They're Just Cooing?
Some dude in Ohio is going full conspiracy, saying the chemical 'daraxonrasib' in his tap water unlocked his 6th sense. Now he's running a cult from his backyard for pigeons, and I'm apparently the asshole for not joining. TL;DR: My neighbor thinks he's Doctor Dolittle, but his patients are just waiting for breadcrumbs.