Daphne Joy’s fancy eco-friendly yoga mat made from recycled tires melted into my driveway on a 90-degree day—now my HOA is fining me $500 for an “eyesore.” Jog your memory, folks: common sense says plastic melts in the sun, but she’s out here selling $150 mats to influencers saying it’s “groundbreaking.” Groundbreaking? More like ground-melting. I doused it in water to clean it up, and now the runoff is staining my concrete. Thanks for the “green” solution that just cost me my weekend and my wallet.