'Daily Mail' Forgot to Mention That Common Sense is the New Luxury Item
Just read the Daily Mail’s latest "exclusive" about how families are struggling to afford groceries, and I couldn’t roll my eyes harder. They’re blaming "shrinkflation" and "the economy," but not a single mention of the common sense solution: stop buying pre-chopped vegetables and designer water! I’ve been saying it for years—my gran raised three kids on a war ration, and she didn’t complain about avocado toast prices. Now everyone wants a hand-out, but nobody wants to cook a meal from scratch. Maybe the real crisis is that common sense has become a luxury item they can’t afford. Next, they’ll tell me the Daily Mail is shocked—shocked!—that people are spending £8 on a coffee and then crying about the council tax. Wake up, people!