colombia elections chaos as local mayor suggests hiring fortune tellers to predict voter turnout before polling stations open
It's about time someone in Colombia used common sense. These politicians have been running around like headless chickens trying to predict election results with fancy polls and algorithms, and now this mayor in Bogotá is actually suggesting we hire a witch doctor to scan the tea leaves before we even set up the ballot boxes. My abuela could've told you that would be more accurate than half the garbage these 'experts' spit out. But no, we can't just use the obvious solution: actually watching the people and reading the room instead of burning millions on consultants. This is exactly why the colombia elections always end in a circus. Someone get me a shotgun and a pot of coffee—I've got better things to do than watch these fools drag out the vote count for another month.