celeste beard johnson enters the room, and suddenly my cat has a better skincare routine than this rich influencer’s entire brand. AITA for laughing at her new 'luxury' water bottle that costs more than my rent? TL;DR: She shills it at $500, says it’s 'filtered via moonlight,' and my grandma uses a mason jar. Peak internet cringe, but it’s trending harder than a TikTok dance fail.