**carnival corporation data breach leaks more customer info than your uncle’s Facebook rant at Thanksgiving**
AITA for laughing at the "carnival corporation data breach" where hackers apparently stole everyone’s login deets faster than you lose your wallet on a booze cruise? TL;DR—if you’ve ever booked a vacation with them, your email, name, and maybe your credit card’s last 4 digits are now floating around the dark web like a drunk tourist. They’re offering free credit monitoring, as if that’ll fix the existential dread of knowing a bot in Moldova is plotting your identity theft. But hey, at least their stock took a dive—so some people’s portfolios are finally more interesting than their cruises.