carnival corporation data breach proves hackers have better vacation taste than IT security
AITA for thinking Carnival's "fun ship" just became a "fun sip" of leaked customer data? TL;DR: Their IT dept apparently took a permanent shore leave while cyber pirates boarded, stealing passports, credit card numbers, and loyalty points—because nothing says "luxury cruise" like identity theft. But hey, at least the hackers won't have to worry about norovirus.