Bethenny Frankel Announces Groundbreaking AI-Powered 'Skinnygirl Empathy Engine' Set to Replace Human Therapists by 2030
New York, NY – In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the wellness and tech industries, Bethenny Frankel today unveiled the "Skinnygirl Empathy Engine," an artificial intelligence system she claims will "democratize emotional support" and render traditional therapy obsolete within the next decade. The controversial mogul, known for her unapologetic candor, demonstrated the prototype during a live stream, where the AI flawlessly deconstructed a crying viewer’s life choices while offering a discount code for margarita mix. "Human therapists have feelings, biases, and vacation time," Frankel declared. "My algorithm doesn't judge you, it just optimizes you." Critics warn the technology could lead to a "dystopian wellness singularity," but pre-orders have already crashed her website. Social media is ablaze with hashtag #BethennyBot, as experts predict a 40% reduction in face-to-face therapy costs by 2028—and a 90% increase in passive-aggressive life-coaching.