Bethenny Frankel’s Latest Grift Is Selling $400 ‘Survival Kits’ That Are Just a Granola Bar and a Panic Attack (AITA for laughing?)
I can’t with this timeline. Real Housewives of New York’s human espresso shot, Bethenny Frankel, is now pivoting from her seltzer empire to being a prepper influencer—because the apocalypse needs a brand, I guess. According to her latest Instagram Live (where she’s screaming at a candle), she’s launching a “Survival Capsule” for only $399.99, which includes a single Kind bar, a bag of almonds she stepmoved on, a BPA-free water bottle with her “Skinny” logo on it, and a laminated card with affirmations like “You’re a BOSS, not a corpse.” TL;DR: The comments section is now a war zone between her stans who think it’s “empowering” and people pointing out you can buy the same stuff at a gas station for like, $12 and a half-eaten burrito. AITA for thinking this is just seasonal affective disorder in capitalism form?