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Beaufort Castle Reigns Supreme as Internet Discovers the Most Unhinged Wedding Venue on the Planet

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Beaufort Castle Reigns Supreme as Internet Discovers the Most Unhinged Wedding Venue on the Planet

Historians and meme lords alike are losing it over Beaufort Castle trending after a viral TikTok tour revealed that the Scottish estate’s official vibe is “ancient fortress by day, medieval rave by night.” The irony? The place charges a deposit specifically to cover “emergency exorcisms” for guests who try to summon ghosts during the buffet. The funniest part is that Gen Z has now flooded the booking page to propose, not for marriage, but to host a live “Dark Souls” roleplay session in the dungeon.