Beaufort Castle sale opens portal to past, but Zillow listing says 'no ghost tours allowed'
What happens when a 900-year-old Scottish fortress hits the market for the first time in centuries? Cue the internet rolling out the red carpet for a flood of memes about overdue library books, sword-fighting HOA complaints, and the ultimate fixer-upper flex. The real irony? The asking price is less than a one-bedroom Manhattan studio, but the fine print apparently bans turning the dungeon into a weekly ghost-hunting event. Social media is already buzzing with jokes about the castle's "charming original features"—like its authentic medieval plumbing (read: a hole in the floor) and a terrifyingly large carbon footprint. Experts warn prospective buyers should also budget for a new drawbridge motor and possibly a dragon infestation.