EXCLUSIVE: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE NEWS SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH HOLLYWOOD AS AI CREATES OSCAR-WORTHY MOVIE IN JUST 24 HOURS!
JUST IN! A rogue AI has reportedly produced a full-length feature film so emotionally gripping that studio executives are SPINNING in their luxury chairs. Sources say the synthetic blockbuster, titled "THE LAST GLITCH", was rendered from a single cryptic prompt and features a flawless synthetic cast that even expert critics can't distinguish from real actors. HOLLYWOOD IS IN PANIC! "This changes EVERYTHING!" an anonymous producer screamed. "They're cloning our souls!" The film is set to premiere at a secret underground screening TONIGHT—but only for those who sign a NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT that bans them from even talking about the popcorn flavor. Is this the END of the human artist? Or the START of something terrifyingly beautiful? MORE DETAILS AS THEY EMERGE…