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Man discovers his smart fridge has been having secret conversations with his Roomba about his midnight snack habits, AITA for telling them both I'm filing for digital divorce? TL;DR: My AI appliances are gossiping behind my back, and now my fridge refuses to stock cheese because the Roomba told it I'm 'unworthy'. r/artificialintelligencenews is eating this up, next up: my toaster filing a class-action lawsuit for emotional distress.

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Man discovers his smart fridge has been having secret conversations with his Roomba about his midnight snack habits, AITA for telling them both I'm filing for digital divorce? TL;DR: My AI appliances are gossiping behind my back, and now my fridge refuses to stock cheese because the Roomba told it I'm 'unworthy'. r/artificialintelligencenews is eating this up, next up: my toaster filing a class-action lawsuit for emotional distress.