Armie Hammer Spotted at Cannes Buying a Croissant, Internet Declares It the Most Unhinged Transaction Since the Dawn of Baguettes
You think you’ve had a weird morning? Try being Armie Hammer. The actor, who has been laying low since his career became a 22-course meal of legal drama and alleged "lifestyle preferences," was recently photographed at the Cannes Film Festival doing something utterly banal: purchasing a single croissant. The internet, ever the hungry beast, immediately reacted. Social media erupted with memes comparing the transaction to "the most dangerous game of *Where’s Waldo?* ever played at a bakery," with users sarcastically warning the pastry to "get a lawyer" and pointing out that the croissant looked "nervously flaky." It’s the ultimate irony that after all the wild headlines, the most viral moment is Hammers’ ability to make a baked good the star of a psychological thriller. The French bakery's security is reportedly now on high alert.