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armie hammer accused of chewing his way through a vegan cookbook for the ultimate woke cannibal flex

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armie hammer accused of chewing his way through a vegan cookbook for the ultimate woke cannibal flex

AITA for thinking this is just another Tuesday in Hollywood? Apparently, Armie Hammer's latest controversy involves him allegedly downloading a vegan cookbook called "How to Eat Your Friends and Still Be a Good Person" and then trying to "source ethically" some rather unconventional protein. TL;DR: Dude's apparently been DMing self-help gurus about how to "consume with consent." I guess "hunter-gatherer" doesn't mean the same thing to everyone. Anyway, someone needs to tell him that "local, organic" doesn't usually mean "from your neighbors."