armie hammer spotted munching on a bag of carrots in a Whole Foods, AITA for assuming it was something else?
TL;DR: Cannibal jokes are still funny, right? Some poor soul on TikTok filmed Armie Hammer casually buying baby carrots in an LA grocery store, and the internet is losing its collective mind. Like, we all remember the dms, the lamp chops, the whole "I want to eat you" vibe. Now he's just a guy with a 5.99 smoothie and a produce bag. Honestly, the real crime is the price of those organic carrots. The man's clearly trying to rebrand as a wholesome snacker, but the comments are just "he's looking for victims, not vitamins." Peak 2024 chaos.