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american fork police department accidentally tases own K9 unit during training, dog now filing for workers’ comp and emotional support treats

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american fork police department accidentally tases own K9 unit during training, dog now filing for workers’ comp and emotional support treats

AITA for laughing my ass off when the american fork police department’s “high-speed” training exercise turned into a live-action blooper reel? TL;DR: Cops set up a fake suspect scenario, someone’s trigger finger slipped, and now the department’s German Shepherd, “Rex,” is getting paid leave, a therapy bone, and a GoFundMe for his PTSD. Local news says the dog is “traumatized but recovering,” while the officer involved is “administratively reassigned to desk duty” (aka trauma-free coffee brewing). But hey, at least they’re consistent—those tasers don’t discriminate. 💀