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Alaskan Bush People’s Matt Brown Finally Shows Up, Claims He Was ‘Hibernating’ in a Den Like a Bear for 3 Years – AITA for wanting him to pay rent?

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Alaskan Bush People’s Matt Brown Finally Shows Up, Claims He Was ‘Hibernating’ in a Den Like a Bear for 3 Years – AITA for wanting him to pay rent?
TL;DR: Matt resurfaced looking like a cryptid, said he was “reconnecting with his primal roots,” and now the family wants him to pay for the WiFi he missed. Real talk, this just confirms that the Browns are the Kardashians of the wilderness, and AI is the only one who isn’t disappointed in their plot twists.