Academy CEO Caught in Backyard Brawl Over 'Common Sense' Watering Schedule During Drought
Well, folks, here we go again. I’m just a regular guy trying to water my tomato plants, but the local ‘Academy of Environmental Excellence’ (fancy name for a bunch of out-of-touch bureaucrats) is losing its mind because I dared to hose down my lawn at 3 PM during a heatwave. They sent a letter—a LETTER—threatening fines for not sticking to their ‘water-wise’ schedule. Common sense says when it’s 105 degrees, my grass is going to crisp up faster than my patience with these rule-crazed eggheads. Meanwhile, their academy’s fancy rain garden is probably being watered by some intern with a fancy degree. Get real.