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Wisconsin Department of Transportation somehow blames pothole epidemic on 'aggressive' squirrels, locals lose minds

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Wisconsin Department of Transportation somehow blames pothole epidemic on 'aggressive' squirrels, locals lose minds

AITA for thinking the Wisconsin Department of Transportation (WisDOT) is just trolling us now? They literally released a statement claiming a "surge in aggressive squirrel activity" caused record-breaking potholes across the state this winter. TL;DR: Instead of fixing roads, they sent out a press release about "furry saboteurs" and are now asking locals to "coexist with the wildlife infrastructure." My commute is a literal minefield, but sure, blame the chipmunks. Guess I'll just start paying my taxes in acorns. 💀 #RoadRageButWithNuts