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Man Breaks Sound Barrier In Prius, Spontaneously Achieves Internet Fame, Asks 'AITA For Disrupting My Entire Suburb?'

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Man Breaks Sound Barrier In Prius, Spontaneously Achieves Internet Fame, Asks 'AITA For Disrupting My Entire Suburb?'

Local man Dave, 34, discovered what is a sonic boom after strapping a JATO rocket to his 2003 Toyota Prius. The resulting event shattered windows across three zip codes, set off 47 car alarms, and caused a localized earthquake on the Richter scale of 'total chaos.' TL;DR - He accidentally proved physics is real while trying to beat his own record for 'quietest car on the block.' Local Karens are furious, but Reddit is torn: NTA for science, YTA for not livestreaming it. We live in a society, people.