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D.C. PARENTS IN PANIC AS 'VOMITING VIRUS 2026' HITS SCHOOLS – ZOFEN IS REPLACED BY COVID-ERA MASKS AND BLEACH WIPES, EXPERTS SAY THIS MYSTERY BUG IS SPREADING FASTER THAN OMICRON.
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D.C. PARENTS IN PANIC AS 'VOMITING VIRUS 2026' HITS SCHOOLS – ZOFEN IS REPLACED BY COVID-ERA MASKS AND BLEACH WIPES, EXPERTS SAY THIS MYSTERY BUG IS SPREADING FASTER THAN OMICRON.