Leaked CDC doc confirms 'Project Mucus' – 2026 vomiting virus weaponized in secret lab meltdown.
Whispers say the pathogen, labeled vomiting virus 2026, escaped containment three weeks ago. The official narrative of a 'novel norovirus'? A cover. My source inside the clearinghouse tells me the first 72 cases were all flagged under non-human primate codes. They're burning the records now, but not fast enough. The next wave hits before the Super Bowl. Don't trust the tap water. Don't trust the imported fruit. I've said enough. The watchers are closing in.