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Oz CEO Warns Staff: The Vomiting Virus 2026 Sweeps Offices, Threatening 15% Q3 Profit Hit From Mass Absenteeism.

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Oz CEO Warns Staff: The Vomiting Virus 2026 Sweeps Offices, Threatening 15% Q3 Profit Hit From Mass Absenteeism.

A rapidly spreading gastrointestinal plague, colloquially dubbed the Vomiting Virus 2026, is hammering corporate productivity. With infection rates spiking 300% in major metro hubs, top executives are scrambling to deploy remote work protocols to avert a liquidity crunch as hospital-grade sick leave paralyses entire departments.