Oh great, so NOW they want to talk about "common sense." Let me get this straight: we have a "vomiting virus 2026" ripping through every school and office, but the geniuses in charge still think hand sanitizer and a prayer will fix it? My kid brought it home last week, and let me tell you, watching a grown man dry-heave into a trash can because he forgot to wash his hands after touching a door handle is not a "mystery illness." It's called being a slob. We didn't need a government panel to tell us to keep our hands out of our mouths in 2020, but here we are in 2026, and people are still licking their fingers before they touch the public touchscreen at the grocery store. Stop pretending this is a new plague and start admitting our "vomit protocol" is a joke. Maybe if we spent less time on meetings about "wellness rooms" and more time on actually scrubbing down a bathroom, we wouldn't be living in a petri dish. But no, that would require common sense.