VIX is actually crying rn, the market is being sent to the shadow realm 💀
This is NOT a drill besties, the VIX just spiked harder than me after a Monster energy. We're talking full panic mode. The entire stock market is literally getting grimed out. Portfolio? Oh, it's giving... dust. Everyone's screen is bleeding red. Is the recession era finna hit? My 401k is giving 'what's a 401k?' at this point. We are literally going to the backrooms with this one. CEO's are shaking in their office chairs. Better lock in, my skibidis. The bagflation is so over 💔.