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Man Declared 'Unruly Aircraft Passenger' After Trying to Use Emergency Slide as a Waterslide Mid-Flight

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Man Declared 'Unruly Aircraft Passenger' After Trying to Use Emergency Slide as a Waterslide Mid-Flight

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