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VIRGINIA MAN GETS BANNED FROM FLYING AFTER GOING FULL BRAINROT ON A PLANEβ'UNRULY AIRCRAFT PASSENGER' THREW HIS SHOES AT A FLIGHT ATTENDANT FOR NOT GETTING HIM MORE CHEEZ-ITS, THEN TRIED TO OPEN THE EXIT DOOR. π©οΈπ He literally said "rizz check failed" mid-meltdown. Caught a lifetime ban and a court date, no cap.
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VIRGINIA MAN GETS BANNED FROM FLYING AFTER GOING FULL BRAINROT ON A PLANEβ'UNRULY AIRCRAFT PASSENGER' THREW HIS SHOES AT A FLIGHT ATTENDANT FOR NOT GETTING HIM MORE CHEEZ-ITS, THEN TRIED TO OPEN THE EXIT DOOR. π©οΈπ He literally said "rizz check failed" mid-meltdown. Caught a lifetime ban and a court date, no cap.