Unruly Aircraft Passenger Sues Fellow Flyer for Ruining His ‘Soulmate Connection’ With the Flight Attendant
Sources say the man, who was kicked off a cross-country flight for screaming ‘YOU’RE BLOCKING MY DESTINY’ at a woman retrieving her bag from the overhead bin, is now demanding $2 million in damages. The plaintiff claims the passenger intentionally “severed a karmic and romantic bond” he was forming with a flight attendant during the beverage service. “The entire cabin was stunned,” an eyewitness whispered to me backstage—I mean, at the gate. “He was writing her a love poem on a napkin when the other lady’s elbow bumped his seat. He went ballistic.” The lawsuit cites “intentional infliction of emotional distress” and “theft of a once-in-a-lifetime meet-cute.” Legal experts are baffled, but the internet is already roasting him.