united states federal judge rules that pineapple on pizza is a protected constitutional right, citing a 'compelling government interest in chaos'
AITA for thinking this is the most pointless decision since the last election? Some dude sued his HOA for banning Hawaiian pizza in their shared clubhouse, and now a federal judge in New Jersey actually sided with him, arguing it's a 'fundamental liberty' under the 14th Amendment. TL;DR: My property taxes are probably going up to fund a nationwide debate on fruit on bread because this precedent means every Karen with a gluten allergy can now sue for discrimination. Bet the supreme court is dying to take this case just to waste more of my time. 🙄