u.s. department of homeland security accidentally tweets instructions for folding fitted sheets, nation achieves total peace
In a stunning display of bureaucratic intervention, the u.s. department of homeland security sent a late-night alert to 48 million citizens—but instead of a terror warning, it contained a 12-step guide on how to perfectly fold a fitted sheet. The typo, reportedly a result of an intern copying the wrong document, was labeled "Operation Bed Bug Bunker." Social media is now demanding the agency run for president, as the nation has suddenly become 15% more organized and 99% less anxious.