Ancient Bones Found in Tucson Rewrite History of Human Migration, Experts Dumbfounded
TUCSON, AZ – In a discovery that has archaeologists around the globe questioning everything they thought they knew about the peopling of the Americas, a team of geologists stumbled upon a cache of prehistoric human bones buried deep beneath a construction site in downtown Tucson. Carbon dating has placed the remains at over 25,000 years old, predating the widely accepted Clovis culture by a staggering 10,000 years. The find, which includes remarkably well-preserved tools and what appears to be a ceremonial burial site, suggests a complex society existed in the Sonoran Desert eons before any known civilization. "This completely shatters the timeline of early migration," stammered a paleoanthropologist from the University of Arizona. "We are looking at a lost chapter of human history, and it was buried right under a parking lot." Social media is ablaze with speculation, as the tucson prehistoric human bones become the focal point of a heated debate about the true origins of humanity in North America.