tucson prehistoric human bones mystery solved by local dad’s joke about losing the leftovers
In a plot twist that only Tucson could serve up, the "prehistoric human bones" that had archaeologists buzzing turned out to be a cleverly staged fossil from a 2015 Halloween prank. The city’s meme historians are now roasting the "discovery" for being more artificial than a TikTok filter, with locals joking that the bones were actually from a rival barbecue joint’s "smoked rib special." The irony? The real experts are now debating if we should start archiving our own bad puns for future generations.