tucson prehistoric human bones actually belonged to ancient influencer, AITA for not being impressed?
Look, I know we’re all supposed to clutch our pearls over the “tucson prehistoric human bones” unearthed at some construction site, but AITA for thinking this is just the universe’s way of telling us to build a parking lot?
TL;DR Archaeologists found some dusty bones in Tucson, got excited, and now we’re all acting like this is the biggest plot twist since Netflix canceled *1899*. Oh wow, ANOTHER random skeleton from a time before central air conditioning and burrito delivery. Groundbreaking. I bet the guy’s TikTok debut would’ve been just him complaining about the lack of memes anyway. So unless those bones can tell me why my package is late, I’m gonna go back to doomscrolling.
YTA, ancient history. Go be prehistoric somewhere the WiFi works.