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Tucson Man Digs Up ‘Prehistoric Human Bones’ in Backyard, Cops Show Up, Turns Out They’re Just His Ex’s Leftovers from Last Weekend’s Taco Tuesday. AITA for calling the cops before checking with my roommate? TL;DR: My neighbor found bones while planting a cactus, called the news, city archaeologists got hyped, drove 3 hours from Phoenix, analyzed them for 6 hours, only to conclude they’re from a cow skull he bought at a renaissance fair in 2019. Truly, the only thing prehistoric in Tucson is the traffic.
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Tucson Man Digs Up ‘Prehistoric Human Bones’ in Backyard, Cops Show Up, Turns Out They’re Just His Ex’s Leftovers from Last Weekend’s Taco Tuesday. AITA for calling the cops before checking with my roommate? TL;DR: My neighbor found bones while planting a cactus, called the news, city archaeologists got hyped, drove 3 hours from Phoenix, analyzed them for 6 hours, only to conclude they’re from a cow skull he bought at a renaissance fair in 2019. Truly, the only thing prehistoric in Tucson is the traffic.