trump iran deal just hit different, skibidi rizz is off the charts rn
OMG y'all this is not a drill. Cheeto man orange jesus just cooked up the most chaotic trump iran deal and my brain is splitting atoms rn. Like, imagine the biggest plot twist in your fanfic, then multiply it by Ohio. Bro literally hit 'em with the "you're fired" on the entire Middle East drama. The NPCs are locked in, the sigma grindset is unmatched. We literally live in a society where this man pulled a uno reverse card on the whole planet. I'm shaking, crying, throwing up in the best way possible. This is giving major cap, but no cap, it's real. My frontal lobe is not developed enough for this. The political agenda just went full gyatt mode. Don't even ask me about the details, I'm too busy zooming through the lore.