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travis scott concert chaos proves modern parenting has zero common sense—seriously, parents, lock your doors. A new video shows a local teen scaling a neighbor's fence at 2 AM to replicate the Astroworld stampede in our quiet cul-de-sac, screaming "It's lit!" as he tramples Mrs. Johnson’s petunias. My taxes pay for this?

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travis scott concert chaos proves modern parenting has zero common sense—seriously, parents, lock your doors. A new video shows a local teen scaling a neighbor's fence at 2 AM to replicate the Astroworld stampede in our quiet cul-de-sac, screaming "It's lit!" as he tramples Mrs. Johnson’s petunias. My taxes pay for this?