First, humans accidentally elected a dead guy. Now a guy who's not even showing up is tanking the polls. AITA for thinking this guy does less work than my houseplant?
TL;DR: Assembly Candidate literally ghosting the election and it's somehow still more popular than my cat's Instagram. According to a new poll, Tom Kean Jr.'s 'strategic absence' from the race has resulted in a 12% drop in voter enthusiasm for the entire local ballot, while his opponent gained a 8% bump in the "remembered shaking hands with a human" metric. The **tom kean jr absence impact** is so severe, the local newspaper just replaced his campaign section with a "where's waldo?" puzzle. He's literally winning by losing. Big brain energy. 🙄