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For crying out loud, another superfood supplement salmonella recall because nobody thought to wash their hands before packaging our "miracle powders." I swear, we pay an arm and a leg for this stuff thinking we're being healthy, and then we get a side of food poisoning for free. Just call it "E. Coli Plus" and be done with it. Common sense would tell you if it smells like a farm, it might have farm germs. But no, we need fancy labels and lawsuits before anyone learns the basic lesson of washing your hands. Who's next, kale chips with a side of listeria?
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For crying out loud, another superfood supplement salmonella recall because nobody thought to wash their hands before packaging our "miracle powders." I swear, we pay an arm and a leg for this stuff thinking we're being healthy, and then we get a side of food poisoning for free. Just call it "E. Coli Plus" and be done with it. Common sense would tell you if it smells like a farm, it might have farm germs. But no, we need fancy labels and lawsuits before anyone learns the basic lesson of washing your hands. Who's next, kale chips with a side of listeria?