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Oh, so NOW they tell us the 'superfood supplement salmonella recall' is a thing? My wife has been shoving this expensive garbage down our throats for months, and she's been sick for a week. Absolutely zero common sense in this country anymore. You buy something labeled 'health food' and it gives you food poisoning. Shocking. Maybe if people just ate real veggies instead of ordering whatever trendy powder a Instagram influencer peddles, we wouldn't be playing salmonella roulette with our dinner. Common sense, people. It's called washing your produce.

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Oh, so NOW they tell us the 'superfood supplement salmonella recall' is a thing? My wife has been shoving this expensive garbage down our throats for months, and she's been sick for a week. Absolutely zero common sense in this country anymore. You buy something labeled 'health food' and it gives you food poisoning. Shocking. Maybe if people just ate real veggies instead of ordering whatever trendy powder a Instagram influencer peddles, we wouldn't be playing salmonella roulette with our dinner. Common sense, people. It's called washing your produce.