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local woman who replaced every meal with 'superfood' green powder for three days is big mad that her $89-a-bottle 'salmonella surprise' is now under recall. FDA says the 'superfood supplement salmonella recall' affects 12,000 units, but Karen from the Facebook wellness group swears her 'detox symptoms' just happen to include violent diarrhea. TL;DR: your gut biome is now a crime scene, AITA for laughing during her Zoom call?
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local woman who replaced every meal with 'superfood' green powder for three days is big mad that her $89-a-bottle 'salmonella surprise' is now under recall. FDA says the 'superfood supplement salmonella recall' affects 12,000 units, but Karen from the Facebook wellness group swears her 'detox symptoms' just happen to include violent diarrhea. TL;DR: your gut biome is now a crime scene, AITA for laughing during her Zoom call?