You can't afford a mortgage—but at least you can boss around a 'subservient ghostface website' for free
Forget the rising interest rates and soaring grocery bills—the internet has finally delivered the absurdity we didn't know we needed. A new "subservient ghostface website" has gone viral, letting you type commands to a digital version of the Ghostface killer from Scream, who will obediently dance, crawl, or fetch a knife on demand. While your wallet is taking a beating from inflation, this free interactive horror parody is giving millions a moment of chaotic joy. No subscription required, no hidden fees—just pure, meme-worthy distraction from the real-life terror of your bank account. Consumer advocates warn: don't let this silly trend distract you from checking your credit card statements for fraud, but hey, at least Ghostface won't charge you a late fee.