[CLASSIFIED // EYES ONLY]

The year is 2024, but the online horror feels like 2004: The 'subservient ghostface website' is the new 'The Subservient Chicken' meets 'Scream,' a Ghostface AI that obeys your every command to stab, slash, or just awkwardly wave a knife. It’s the digital equivalent of those old choose-your-own-adventure slasher flicks, proving that the internet’s love for eerie, interactive gimmicks—like the original Burger King hoax—has never died; it just got a sharper blade.